And we’re back…

This is a bit of a cheat really, as nobody’s ever sung it, but it has been played as the bride walked down the aisle…. at number 5, Billy Idol and the fabulous White Wedding sorry, this is one of those “embed disabled by request” ones…

At 4, something deeply Scottish, Mhairi’s Wedding, with lyrics you can easily customise yourself (and you can hardly perform it worse than this!)

At 3, Percy Sledge, When A Man Loves A Woman… always a bit of a strain on those high notes

This week’s number two, it’s Van the Man and Have I Told You Lately…

And my all-time favourite, at number one, it has to be The Proclaimers and 500 Miles (I’m Gonna Be) – and if you don’t know what “haver” means, ask me.